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a few years back me and my best buddy decided to go vegan so me and him were totally committed for 3 years and a few days ago the conversation came up of how much he trusts me and knows how i would never cheat well.... today i cracked and just i as i was about to taste the chocolaty peanut buttery goodness that is a resses cup the door opens and he just stood their staring at me and i staring at him i didnt end up eating it (in front of him) but now he will never look at me the same... a few years back me and my best buddy decided to go vegan so me and him were totally committed for 3...[full story]

One day i went to a buffet resturant with my pals. we got the free water cups but filled them up with coke the manager found out and made the biggest scene. he started yelling at my friends filled with rage. then i come back with coke in the water cup and i see him staring at me filled with rage. The whole time my friends were drinking the coke while he was yelling but the akward part is tht my dad is watching me type this in my underwear. One day i went to a buffet resturant with my pals. we got the free water cups but filled them up with coke the manager found out and made the biggest scene. he started yelling at my friends filled with rage. then i come back with coke in the water cup and i see him staring at me filled with rage. The whole time my friends were drinking the coke while he was yelling but the akward part is tht my dad is watching me type this in my underwear. [bookmarkable link]

I'm Scott. So, this past year, I moved to Boston for college and was excited to go out on my own into the city and feel adventurous. So, my first week at school, I took the subway into the city alone, with my over-the-ear headphones listening to "Here I go Again on my Own" on my ipod and feeling FANTASTIC. Then, while I was walking through Quincy Market, I passed by this circle of 8 or 10 very attractive, well-dressed girls of my age. One of them was holding a plate with a fresh, pristine slice of cake on it. As I walked by them, she took the cake, looked at the ground, and then HURLED her FULL SLICE of delicious cake at the ground. Naturally, I walked up to them without even thinking and smiled and yelled, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!!" Immediate silence fell over the group and they stared at me with faces that said, "Surrrrously? What the HELL?" I murmured, "I'm not a part of your system." Silence. I exited their circle and walked back to school. Dirtbags. I'm Scott. So, this past year, I moved to Boston for college and was excited to go out on my own into the city and feel adventurous. So, my first week at school, I took the subway into the city alone, with my over-the-ear headphones listening to "Here I go Again on my Own" on my ipod and feeling FANTASTIC. Then, while I was walking through Quincy Market, I passed by this circle of 8 or 10 very attractive, well-dressed girls of my age. One of them was holding a plate with a fresh, pristine slice of cake on it. As I walked by them, she took the cake, looked at the ground, and then HURLED her FULL SLICE of delicious cake at the ground. Naturally, I walked up to them without even thinking and smiled and yelled, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!!" Immediate silence fell over the group and they stared at me with faces that said, "Surrrrously? What the HELL?" I murmured, "I'm not a part of your system." Silence. I exited their circle and walked back to school. Dirtbags. [bookmarkable link]

Long Story short, My old hs teacher who I hated & who hated me is now my mothers friend. NOT COOL! it was my grandmothers birthday and she threw a party for my grandma like WTF. After tht stupid ass party I told my mom tht if she continued to talk to her i would never talk to her again. (btw she doesnt) seriously tho dude? A b-day party for my grandma n yu hate me? fuck you. Akward? Very much so! Long Story short, My old hs teacher who I hated & who hated me is now my mothers friend. NOT COOL! it was my grandmothers birthday and she threw a party for my grandma like WTF. After tht stupid ass party I told my mom tht if she continued to talk to her i would never talk to her again. (btw she doesnt) seriously tho dude? A b-day party for my grandma n yu hate me? fuck you. Akward? Very much so![bookmarkable link]

a few years back me and my best buddy decided to go vegan so me and him were totally committed for 3 years and a few days ago the conversation came up of how much he trusts me and knows how i would never cheat well.... today i cracked and just i as i was about to taste the chocolaty peanut buttery goodness that is a resses cup the door opens and he just stood their staring at me and i staring at him i didnt end up eating it (in front of him) but now he will never look at me the same... a few years back me and my best buddy decided to go vegan so me and him were totally committed for 3 years and a few days ago the conversation came up of how much he trusts me and knows how i would never cheat well.... today i cracked and just i as i was about to taste the chocolaty peanut buttery goodness that is a resses cup the door opens and he just stood their staring at me and i staring at him i didnt end up eating it (in front of him) but now he will never look at me the same... [bookmarkable link]

man one time i went on this site thinking if i wasted enough time i would get a free t-shirt. after spending countless days coming up with a story and getting as many votes possible and then winning the contest. The guy extended the contest a million times. Then after i win he takes his sweet effing time to send me my shirt which i still did not get .....huh not akward you say tell that to all the old lady's seeing me shirtless while i try to buy milk and hope i get another awkward situation that involves them. so i can publish it on this site and not get anything ...you effed up my life man I hate you! man one time i went on this site thinking if i wasted enough time i would get a free t-shirt. after spending countless days coming up with a story and getting as many votes possible and then winning the contest. The guy extended the contest a million times. Then after i win he takes his sweet effing time to send me my shirt which i still did not get .....huh not akward you say tell that to all the old lady's seeing me shirtless while i try to buy milk and hope i get another awkward situation that involves them. so i can publish it on this site and not get anything ...you effed up my life man I hate you![bookmarkable link]

when i was 10 my uncle and cousin and i went on the hunted house i accedenttly pushed my uncle and he fell off the railing when he tried to get up he grabed on to a gooshy thing when he got up it was my future boyfriends moms boob!!!!! when i was 10 my uncle and cousin and i went on the hunted house i accedenttly pushed my uncle and he fell off the railing when he tried to get up he grabed on to a gooshy thing when he got up it was my future boyfriends moms boob!!!!![bookmarkable link]

when i was 23 i went to game and had lots of fun then when i went home i seen so man movies and fell asleep watching them yea i shit when i was 23 i went to game and had lots of fun then when i went home i seen so man movies and fell asleep watching them yea i shit [bookmarkable link]

One time at Target, I ran into an old friend and her mother from high school. We chatted up a few minutes about the old times in school and the silly things we'd dreamt of doing when we became older. Before we parted ways, I congratulated her on her pregnancy. She slightly smiled and as she walked away her mother gave me a dirty look as she told me that her daughter was not pregnant! Awkward! One time at Target, I ran into an old friend and her mother from high school. We chatted up a few minutes about the old times in school and the silly things we'd dreamt of doing when we became older. Before we parted ways, I congratulated her on her pregnancy. She slightly smiled and as she walked away her mother gave me a dirty look as she told me that her daughter was not pregnant! Awkward![bookmarkable link]

alright one time i owed my friend $50 dollars and we where at a gas station. This friend i got is pretty rich so he was like why don't we blow this money on lotto tickets . I was like i would but i just gave you all the money i had he was like its okay here 1.00 buy your self one im like sweet so he buys 49 of them and ends up not winning any of them. i ended up winning with 30 dollars with his money that i borrowed and paid back and he gave to me AND here comes the awkward part he was like sweet lets spend it on 30 more tickets im like no way how stupid do i look. alright one time i owed my friend $50 dollars and we where at a gas station. This friend i got is pretty rich so he was like why don't we blow this money on lotto tickets . I was like i would but i just gave you all the money i had he was like its okay here 1.00 buy your self one im like sweet so he buys 49 of them and ends up not winning any of them. i ended up winning with 30 dollars with his money that i borrowed and paid back and he gave to me AND here comes the awkward part he was like sweet lets spend it on 30 more tickets im like no way how stupid do i look.[bookmarkable link]

once my bf and i were makeing out and and rolling in bed since i was changeing into my bathing sute i was half naked his mom walked in on us 2 bring his landry it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awkard i try 2 avoid his mom at all times!!! once my bf and i were makeing out and and rolling in bed since i was changeing into my bathing sute i was half naked his mom walked in on us 2 bring his landry it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awkard i try 2 avoid his mom at all times!!![bookmarkable link]

one day in gym class, we were playing badmonton. the score was 2 /10 and i was loseing, 5 minutes later the score was 9 points for me and 11 for her. i was happy that i wasn't losing so badly, that i shouted YAY 9/11!!!! 5 seconds later i relized what i said. the class just stood there looking at me.... it was a really awkward gym class from then on. one day in gym class, we were playing badmonton. the score was 2 /10 and i was loseing, 5 minutes later the score was 9 points for me and 11 for her. i was happy that i wasn't losing so badly, that i shouted YAY 9/11!!!! 5 seconds later i relized what i said. the class just stood there looking at me.... it was a really awkward gym class from then on.[bookmarkable link]

I was taking a long drive with a few friends. We stopped at a gas station for drinks and bathroom. While we were getting back into the car my friend and I were rough housing. A girl behind us said, "You guys are gonna die!" This girl had just told us the day before that her mother had died through tragic circumstances. My friend replied quickly with an age old joke. "Your mom's gonna die!" I didn't see his face. I wish I had. Instead, I tried to top him. I said, "Yeah! She's already dead, and rigor mortis is setting in!" Immediately I remembered about her mom and saw my friend's face. He was terrified. I looked away from her as fast as possible, put my headphones on and avoided eye contact with her for the rest of the trip. I felt like a monster, and I still don't like thinking about it. I was taking a long drive with a few friends. We stopped at a gas station for drinks and bathroom. While we were getting back into the car my friend and I were rough housing. A girl behind us said, "You guys are gonna die!" This girl had just told us the day before that her mother had died through tragic circumstances. My friend replied quickly with an age old joke. "Your mom's gonna die!" I didn't see his face. I wish I had. Instead, I tried to top him. I said, "Yeah! She's already dead, and rigor mortis is setting in!" Immediately I remembered about her mom and saw my friend's face. He was terrified. I looked away from her as fast as possible, put my headphones on and avoided eye contact with her for the rest of the trip. I felt like a monster, and I still don't like thinking about it. [bookmarkable link]

I worked as a waiter in a T.G.I.Friday's for a short time. The clientele was far from my particular cultural comfort zone, so I already felt out of place and awkward most nights. One night I was walking to one of my tables and I saw a young man about to walk into the ladies' room. Being the kind person that I was, I stopped him. "Sir, that's the women's restroom. The men's is right around the corner there. "Then my heart sunk. The man suddenly became a woman and stared at me as if I were trash and walked into the ladies' room. There was no recovering. I just went back to the kitchen and prayed I wouldn't have to see her again. Then I was told that I had a new table. I walked out to it, and there she was ready to give me one more hard stare. I managed to get them food and out the door, but it wasn't easy. I suppose if I had been a little older and wiser I might have had a friend take the table. I worked as a waiter in a T.G.I.Friday's for a short time. The clientele was far from my particular cultural comfort zone, so I already felt out of place and awkward most nights. One night I was walking to one of my tables and I saw a young man about to walk into the ladies' room. Being the kind person that I was, I stopped him. "Sir, that's the women's restroom. The men's is right around the corner there. "Then my heart sunk. The man suddenly became a woman and stared at me as if I were trash and walked into the ladies' room. There was no recovering. I just went back to the kitchen and prayed I wouldn't have to see her again. Then I was told that I had a new table. I walked out to it, and there she was ready to give me one more hard stare. I managed to get them food and out the door, but it wasn't easy. I suppose if I had been a little older and wiser I might have had a friend take the table. [bookmarkable link]

During a summer break in high school, I took a trip with some friends. While we were in the airport waiting to board our flight, a couple of my friends started picking on me and another kid for being so white and pale. Both of us happened to be the type of people who couldn’t ever get a tan, no matter how hard we tried. I was pretty touchy about this feature of mine, so I tried to say something that would boost my self-confidence and make it look like I wasn’t bothered by them pointing out how pasty I was. I raised my fist high in the air and yelled out the first thing that came to mind,”White people rule!” As soon as I said it, I knew it was a poor choice of words. I also realized that several people at the gate had heard my exclamation and were now staring at me. I wanted to die. What was meant to be a quick comeback made me look like a racist jerk. During a summer break in high school, I took a trip with some friends. While we were in the airport waiting to board our flight, a couple of my friends started picking on me and another kid for being so white and pale. Both of us happened to be the type of people who couldn’t ever get a tan, no matter how hard we tried. I was pretty touchy about this feature of mine, so I tried to say something that would boost my self-confidence and make it look like I wasn’t bothered by them pointing out how pasty I was. I raised my fist high in the air and yelled out the first thing that came to mind,”White people rule!” As soon as I said it, I knew it was a poor choice of words. I also realized that several people at the gate had heard my exclamation and were now staring at me. I wanted to die. What was meant to be a quick comeback made me look like a racist jerk. [bookmarkable link]

well i was 12 and at my uncles wedding. When the wedding ended my uncle had rented a limo and still had a couple of hours left. He told me go get your sister and cuzend and you guys can drive around in it.I raced to find my sister and cuzend. shortly after i found my sister and told them to meet me in the limo. I continued searching for my cuzend i finally find her and drag her to the limo.When i got in the limo my sister where looking at me funny and when i turn my head to the right it turns out the girl i dragged was not my cuzend but some random girl that had the same dress as my cuzend but that was not the awkward part. the limo driver drove back to the parking-lot to drop her off she refused to get out. NOW THAT WAS A AWKWARD 2 HOUR DRIVE. well i was 12 and at my uncles wedding. When the wedding ended my uncle had rented a limo and still had a couple of hours left. He told me go get your sister and cuzend and you guys can drive around in it.I raced to find my sister and cuzend. shortly after i found my sister and told them to meet me in the limo. I continued searching for my cuzend i finally find her and drag her to the limo.When i got in the limo my sister where looking at me funny and when i turn my head to the right it turns out the girl i dragged was not my cuzend but some random girl that had the same dress as my cuzend but that was not the awkward part. the limo driver drove back to the parking-lot to drop her off she refused to get out. NOW THAT WAS A AWKWARD 2 HOUR DRIVE. [bookmarkable link]

Today I went to dinner with a guy I had a crush on for a year.It was really cold so I asked him to pt his arm around me.His response was"You have a jacket it on,Let that keep you warm".the hole date was silence after that. Today I went to dinner with a guy I had a crush on for a year.It was really cold so I asked him to pt his arm around me.His response was"You have a jacket it on,Let that keep you warm".the hole date was silence after that.[bookmarkable link]

Me and a guy were about to kiss and right before we did, he asked if i knew that his dad was my second cousin. yeah i didnt know what to do. Me and a guy were about to kiss and right before we did, he asked if i knew that his dad was my second cousin. yeah i didnt know what to do. [bookmarkable link]

About 2 weeks ago I woke up at about 4am wanting some water.Not thinking,I walked into my brothers room.Both my brothers share a room.My brothers are 23 and 17.When I opened the light I saw both my brothers sleeping on the same bed.I was weirded out.Out of curiosty I pulled off the cover.Theyre they were,without any pants on.I had no idea what to do.Neither did my brothers. About 2 weeks ago I woke up at about 4am wanting some water.Not thinking,I walked into my brothers room.Both my brothers share a room.My brothers are 23 and 17.When I opened the light I saw both my brothers sleeping on the same bed.I was weirded out.Out of curiosty I pulled off the cover.Theyre they were,without any pants on.I had no idea what to do.Neither did my brothers.[bookmarkable link]

When I was younger, I accidentally walked in on my parents.. or so I thought. It actually turned out to be my dad and my mom's brother. Yeah, I'm still scarred. When I was younger, I accidentally walked in on my parents.. or so I thought. It actually turned out to be my dad and my mom's brother. Yeah, I'm still scarred.[bookmarkable link]

So one weekend me and my friends went to my best friends girlfriends party. So we were in the basement chilling and talking, and all of a sudden they just start making out. Under normal circumstances this wouldn't be a problem, but in this case it was. We couldn't leave the basement because if we did it would look suspicious to her parents that those 2 were alone in the basement. So we all had to just stand around exchanging looks while they were going at it... So one weekend me and my friends went to my best friends girlfriends party. So we were in the basement chilling and talking, and all of a sudden they just start making out. Under normal circumstances this wouldn't be a problem, but in this case it was. We couldn't leave the basement because if we did it would look suspicious to her parents that those 2 were alone in the basement. So we all had to just stand around exchanging looks while they were going at it...[bookmarkable link]

Congratulations to <a href="/Kabir_Daljeet">@Kabir_Daljeet</a> and <a href="/Neenerzz">@Neenerzz</a> for winning this past week's shirts. Both were fighting for the lead at midnight, and due to a leftover Daylight Saving Time server glitch, voting went past midnight. (The bug has since been corrected.) So, both of them win! <a href="/Kabir_Daljeet">@Kabir_Daljeet</a>'s one-armed girl story and <a href="/Neenerzz">@Neenerzz</a> unfortunate exotic dancer story certainly rivaled each other for awkwardness. I'll be getting in touch with you two soon. Meanwhile, pick out your <a href="http://conchtees.com/awkward-turtle#sizing" title="Awkward Turtle t-shirt">awkward turtle t-shirt</a> size at <a href="http://conchtees.com" title="Funny T-shirts by Conch Tees">Conch Tees</a>. Congratulations to @Kabir_Daljeet and @Neenerzz for winning this past week's shirts. Both were fighting for the lead at midnight, and due to a leftover Daylight Saving Time server glitch, voting went past midnight. (The bug has since been corrected.) So, both of them win! @Kabir_Daljeet's one-armed girl story and @Neenerzz unfortunate exotic dancer story certainly rivaled each other for awkwardness. I'll be getting in touch with you two soon. Meanwhile, pick out your awkward turtle t-shirt size at Conch Tees.[bookmarkable link]

About a year ago i needed to go to secretary of state to transfer a title on my new motorcycle. so i got dressed and went all out wearing badass shirt some cargo shorts and my best shoes. hopped on my bike and rode to SOS when i got there, there were a group of hott girls that standing at the wall who kept staring at me so i smiled and winked then got up cause my number was called. as i stood there waiting on the paperwork i look back and the girls are giggling at me...which is the universal code for they dig you and thats when i noticed a wierd feeling on my leg...i look down and i had a pair of boxers hanging out my pants...evidently they had been hanging out the whole time and of course i go to school the next day and see them all there for the 1st time needless to say my year was awkward for the remainder of it About a year ago i needed to go to secretary of state to transfer a title on my new motorcycle. so i got dressed and went all out wearing badass shirt some cargo shorts and my best shoes. hopped on my bike and rode to SOS when i got there, there were a group of hott girls that standing at the wall who kept staring at me so i smiled and winked then got up cause my number was called. as i stood there waiting on the paperwork i look back and the girls are giggling at me...which is the universal code for they dig you and thats when i noticed a wierd feeling on my leg...i look down and i had a pair of boxers hanging out my pants...evidently they had been hanging out the whole time and of course i go to school the next day and see them all there for the 1st time needless to say my year was awkward for the remainder of it[bookmarkable link]

So I had invited some friends to a charity event I was hosting about a month ago and one of my friends brought her roommate. As I greeted them at the door, my friend introduced me to her roommate. As I offered my right hand for a hand-shake, but she awkwardly reached over and shook my hand with her LEFT hand. Puzzled I stopped and stared for a moment, I then turned to my friend who in turn leaned in and whispered into my ear, “She only has one hand”. So I had invited some friends to a charity event I was hosting about a month ago and one of my friends brought her roommate. As I greeted them at the door, my friend introduced me to her roommate. As I offered my right hand for a hand-shake, but she awkwardly reached over and shook my hand with her LEFT hand. Puzzled I stopped and stared for a moment, I then turned to my friend who in turn leaned in and whispered into my ear, “She only has one hand”.[bookmarkable link]

I finally learned how to cut a perfect mohawk!! I gave one of my associates at work a real nice one and the next day at work some of my receiving associates were asking me if I would cut their hair as well. I was so excited talking about the art form of it and how precise I am...making myself sound more cool that I really was. He started to be real interested and I thought I could build a clientel doing mohawks. Real dumb right?.. Walking towards the freight truck to unload I failed to look down and notice pallets of merchendise infront of me. I was so busy talking myself up that I walked right into one. Went head first over the merch, slide down the pallet onto the floor were my face met the concrete. No mohawks were given anymore...the only thing taken was my pride and the fact that I am not as cool as i would like to think... I finally learned how to cut a perfect mohawk!! I gave one of my associates at work a real nice one and the next day at work some of my receiving associates were asking me if I would cut their hair as well. I was so excited talking about the art form of it and how precise I am...making myself sound more cool that I really was. He started to be real interested and I thought I could build a clientel doing mohawks. Real dumb right?.. Walking towards the freight truck to unload I failed to look down and notice pallets of merchendise infront of me. I was so busy talking myself up that I walked right into one. Went head first over the merch, slide down the pallet onto the floor were my face met the concrete. No mohawks were given anymore...the only thing taken was my pride and the fact that I am not as cool as i would like to think...[bookmarkable link]

i rent an entire house and it has a basement suite that my grandma rents out, well one morning i was really horny, and so i grabbed my toy and was just about to o when i heard my grandma upstairs (she wasn't supposed to come upstairs) i had just enough time to turn off the toy b4 she opened my door, didn't even have time to take it out, so i am sitting under a blanket, with the toy still inside, while my grandma talks, about nothing! next thing i know she is like of grandson is awake, so goes to get him and brings him to my bed, and he wants up, and so instead of letting him scream, i bend over very carefully so as to not turn on the toy again, and so my kid and my grandma are in my room while my toy is still inside me... awkward much, i think so, i am just lucky it didn't turn on in the 15 minutes or so that my grandma spent talking to me i rent an entire house and it has a basement suite that my grandma rents out, well one morning i was really horny, and so i grabbed my toy and was just about to o when i heard my grandma upstairs (she wasn't supposed to come upstairs) i had just enough time to turn off the toy b4 she opened my door, didn't even have time to take it out, so i am sitting under a blanket, with the toy still inside, while my grandma talks, about nothing! next thing i know she is like of grandson is awake, so goes to get him and brings him to my bed, and he wants up, and so instead of letting him scream, i bend over very carefully so as to not turn on the toy again, and so my kid and my grandma are in my room while my toy is still inside me... awkward much, i think so, i am just lucky it didn't turn on in the 15 minutes or so that my grandma spent talking to me[bookmarkable link]

I was working as an "exotic dancer" for a while to make money to buy a car when I turned 18. I was working at a really famous club called the Crazy Horse. Usually they only let in young or rich people so I didn't have to worry about my dad ever coming in... or at least that's what I thought. I was told to go to a room because someone paid for a private dance. Guess who? I was working as an "exotic dancer" for a while to make money to buy a car when I turned 18. I was working at a really famous club called the Crazy Horse. Usually they only let in young or rich people so I didn't have to worry about my dad ever coming in... or at least that's what I thought. I was told to go to a room because someone paid for a private dance. Guess who?[bookmarkable link]

A few years ago when I was dating my ex he moved in with my family [long story short his father is an ass]. I made a habit of just walking into his bedroom usually to hangout and watch tv. One night I just waltz in and he was 'watching' a porno.. er for some reason I sat on the bed and watched too [ackwardly-we had been fighting that I never like what he watches]. He didn't move at all and I clued in as to why. I quickly left. Ackward? oh yeah. I couldn't look at him for about a week. And to this day I knock on anyone's door before going inside. A few years ago when I was dating my ex he moved in with my family [long story short his father is an ass]. I made a habit of just walking into his bedroom usually to hangout and watch tv. One night I just waltz in and he was 'watching' a porno.. er for some reason I sat on the bed and watched too [ackwardly-we had been fighting that I never like what he watches]. He didn't move at all and I clued in as to why. I quickly left. Ackward? oh yeah. I couldn't look at him for about a week. And to this day I knock on anyone's door before going inside.[bookmarkable link]

~ So, I'm at the super-market, pushing the cart around the store, when I begin to feel this funny thing going on in my pants. It felt almost as if I was wearing a feminine product, of the Stay Free sort, but I wasn't. I am wondering what it is, and the more I walk, the more the "thing" begins feeling strange. Well, I look down, and, lo and behold, there is this bulge between my legs! I realize that a pair of my undies (granny panties) were left hiding in the crotch of my pants waiting for poor unsuspecting me, to wear the pants again! So I am standing there staring down at this bulge, looking like some freak of nature "she man", and I reach down to try to adjust it. Well, just as my hand is working feverishly to make some acceptable adjustment, I look up to see this guy staring at me (instant blush here). His "Oh my God!" expression, said it all, the poor fellow thought he had witnessed a true "she man" adjusting her manhood! Awkward?...You bet!! ~ So, I'm at the super-market, pushing the cart around the store, when I begin to feel this funny thing going on in my pants. It felt almost as if I was wearing a feminine product, of the Stay Free sort, but I wasn't. I am wondering what it is, and the more I walk, the more the "thing" begins feeling strange. Well, I look down, and, lo and behold, there is this bulge between my legs! I realize that a pair of my undies (granny panties) were left hiding in the crotch of my pants waiting for poor unsuspecting me, to wear the pants again! So I am standing there staring down at this bulge, looking like some freak of nature "she man", and I reach down to try to adjust it. Well, just as my hand is working feverishly to make some acceptable adjustment, I look up to see this guy staring at me (instant blush here). His "Oh my God!" expression, said it all, the poor fellow thought he had witnessed a true "she man" adjusting her manhood! Awkward?...You bet!! [bookmarkable link]

I had a gynecologist appointment and the nurse was asking me about my medical history and she had a accent of some kind. She asked me "when was your last anal exam" I whispered back "you mean my butt?" She tried not to crack a laugh, but failed. What she really asked was "when was your last annual exam?" As if going to the gynecologist wasn't awkward enough... I had a gynecologist appointment and the nurse was asking me about my medical history and she had a accent of some kind. She asked me "when was your last anal exam" I whispered back "you mean my butt?" She tried not to crack a laugh, but failed. What she really asked was "when was your last annual exam?" As if going to the gynecologist wasn't awkward enough... [bookmarkable link]

When I was younger my brother, my mom and I went to JC Penney's. I was about four years old at the time, and didn't listen when my mom told me to stay with her. Needless to say, I ran off and ran into what I thought was an open door. It was actually a very clean, big, window, and I smashed face first into it. My mom had to carry me, bleeding and screaming, through the store to the bathroom to clean me up and people were staring at her, and they probably thought that she had abused me in some way. When we went back to the store again a couple days later, or so, there were huge stickers on the windows to show that they were, in fact, windows and not an open door. When I was younger my brother, my mom and I went to JC Penney's. I was about four years old at the time, and didn't listen when my mom told me to stay with her. Needless to say, I ran off and ran into what I thought was an open door. It was actually a very clean, big, window, and I smashed face first into it. My mom had to carry me, bleeding and screaming, through the store to the bathroom to clean me up and people were staring at her, and they probably thought that she had abused me in some way. When we went back to the store again a couple days later, or so, there were huge stickers on the windows to show that they were, in fact, windows and not an open door.[bookmarkable link]