Awkward Stories by Zaid_Al_jebori

man one time i went on this site thinking if i wasted enough time i would get a free t-shirt. after spending countless days coming up with a story and getting as many votes possible and then winning the contest. The guy extended the contest a million times. Then after i win he takes his sweet effing time to send me my shirt which i still did not get .....huh not akward you say tell that to all the old lady's seeing me shirtless while i try to buy milk and hope i get another awkward situation that involves them. so i can publish it on this site and not get anything ...you effed up my life man I hate you! man one time i went on this site thinking if i wasted enough time i would get a free t-shirt. after spending countless days coming up with a story and getting as many votes possible and then winning the contest. The guy extended the contest a million times. Then after i win he takes his sweet effing time to send me my shirt which i still did not get .....huh not akward you say tell that to all the old lady's seeing me shirtless while i try to buy milk and hope i get another awkward situation that involves them. so i can publish it on this site and not get anything ...you effed up my life man I hate you![bookmarkable link]

alright one time i owed my friend $50 dollars and we where at a gas station. This friend i got is pretty rich so he was like why don't we blow this money on lotto tickets . I was like i would but i just gave you all the money i had he was like its okay here 1.00 buy your self one im like sweet so he buys 49 of them and ends up not winning any of them. i ended up winning with 30 dollars with his money that i borrowed and paid back and he gave to me AND here comes the awkward part he was like sweet lets spend it on 30 more tickets im like no way how stupid do i look. alright one time i owed my friend $50 dollars and we where at a gas station. This friend i got is pretty rich so he was like why don't we blow this money on lotto tickets . I was like i would but i just gave you all the money i had he was like its okay here 1.00 buy your self one im like sweet so he buys 49 of them and ends up not winning any of them. i ended up winning with 30 dollars with his money that i borrowed and paid back and he gave to me AND here comes the awkward part he was like sweet lets spend it on 30 more tickets im like no way how stupid do i look.[bookmarkable link]

well i was 12 and at my uncles wedding. When the wedding ended my uncle had rented a limo and still had a couple of hours left. He told me go get your sister and cuzend and you guys can drive around in it.I raced to find my sister and cuzend. shortly after i found my sister and told them to meet me in the limo. I continued searching for my cuzend i finally find her and drag her to the limo.When i got in the limo my sister where looking at me funny and when i turn my head to the right it turns out the girl i dragged was not my cuzend but some random girl that had the same dress as my cuzend but that was not the awkward part. the limo driver drove back to the parking-lot to drop her off she refused to get out. NOW THAT WAS A AWKWARD 2 HOUR DRIVE. well i was 12 and at my uncles wedding. When the wedding ended my uncle had rented a limo and still had a couple of hours left. He told me go get your sister and cuzend and you guys can drive around in it.I raced to find my sister and cuzend. shortly after i found my sister and told them to meet me in the limo. I continued searching for my cuzend i finally find her and drag her to the limo.When i got in the limo my sister where looking at me funny and when i turn my head to the right it turns out the girl i dragged was not my cuzend but some random girl that had the same dress as my cuzend but that was not the awkward part. the limo driver drove back to the parking-lot to drop her off she refused to get out. NOW THAT WAS A AWKWARD 2 HOUR DRIVE. [bookmarkable link]