Awkward Stories by funnytshirts

Congratulations to <a href="/Kabir_Daljeet">@Kabir_Daljeet</a> and <a href="/Neenerzz">@Neenerzz</a> for winning this past week's shirts. Both were fighting for the lead at midnight, and due to a leftover Daylight Saving Time server glitch, voting went past midnight. (The bug has since been corrected.) So, both of them win! <a href="/Kabir_Daljeet">@Kabir_Daljeet</a>'s one-armed girl story and <a href="/Neenerzz">@Neenerzz</a> unfortunate exotic dancer story certainly rivaled each other for awkwardness. I'll be getting in touch with you two soon. Meanwhile, pick out your <a href="http://conchtees.com/awkward-turtle#sizing" title="Awkward Turtle t-shirt">awkward turtle t-shirt</a> size at <a href="http://conchtees.com" title="Funny T-shirts by Conch Tees">Conch Tees</a>. Congratulations to @Kabir_Daljeet and @Neenerzz for winning this past week's shirts. Both were fighting for the lead at midnight, and due to a leftover Daylight Saving Time server glitch, voting went past midnight. (The bug has since been corrected.) So, both of them win! @Kabir_Daljeet's one-armed girl story and @Neenerzz unfortunate exotic dancer story certainly rivaled each other for awkwardness. I'll be getting in touch with you two soon. Meanwhile, pick out your awkward turtle t-shirt size at Conch Tees.[bookmarkable link]

Congratulations to <a href="/CassiEdward">@CassiEdward</a> for totally dissing this girl at school and being overheard by said girl so that everyone was sufficiently uncomfortable. Definitely a worthy awkward turtle moment. Congratulations to @CassiEdward for totally dissing this girl at school and being overheard by said girl so that everyone was sufficiently uncomfortable. Definitely a worthy awkward turtle moment.[bookmarkable link]

Mid-week reminder to get those stories in. Very light week this week! Your chances of winning are higher than last week! Mid-week reminder to get those stories in. Very light week this week! Your chances of winning are higher than last week![bookmarkable link]

Congratulations to <a href="/ROJANlovesyou">@ROJANlovesyou</a> for winning last week's t-shirt. (She is the bus farter.) I also forgot to congratulate the winner from TWO weeks ago, <a href="/Livicat">@Livicat</a> (aka <a href="/devalixx">@devalixx</a> on twitter) for her rampant frog hiccups. Congratulations to @ROJANlovesyou for winning last week's t-shirt. (She is the bus farter.) I also forgot to congratulate the winner from TWO weeks ago, @Livicat (aka @devalixx on twitter) for her rampant frog hiccups.[bookmarkable link]

Ok, I think I fixed the issues with the site. Please post away! You shouldn't have any problems now. Ok, I think I fixed the issues with the site. Please post away! You shouldn't have any problems now.[bookmarkable link]

Sorry, everyone. Looks like something is causing double posts of stories and comments. I'm looking into it. Should have it fixed shortly. Meanwhile, feel free to submit. I'll just correct problems as they arise. Sorry, everyone. Looks like something is causing double posts of stories and comments. I'm looking into it. Should have it fixed shortly. Meanwhile, feel free to submit. I'll just correct problems as they arise.[bookmarkable link]

<b><a href="http://conchtees.com">http://conchtees.com</a></b> Just wanted to remind everyone that <a href="http://conchtees.com">ConchTees.com</a> is donating 10% of its sales in February to help the children of Haiti. So if you are into <a href="http://conchtees.com">funny t-shirts</a> you should check them out and help a good cause while you're at it. <p><a href="http://conchtees.com/mii-so-horny"><img src="http://conchtees.com/shirt/mii/mii_thumb_mag.gif" /></a></p> http://conchtees.com Just wanted to remind everyone that ConchTees.com is donating 10% of its sales in February to help the children of Haiti. So if you are into funny t-shirts you should check them out and help a good cause while you're at it.

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Congratulations to <a href="/Sam_Robson">@Sam_Robson</a> (aka <a href="/SamRobson">@SamRobson</a> on Twitter) for winning last week's t-shirt! All she had to do was spend an entire day flashing everyone. Full story at <a href="http://awkwardturtle.me/story/156/i-took-a-statistics-for-psychology-midterm-last-semester-an">http://awkwardturtle.me/story/156/i-took-a-statistics-for-psychology-midterm-last-semester-an</a> Congratulations to @Sam_Robson (aka @SamRobson on Twitter) for winning last week's t-shirt! All she had to do was spend an entire day flashing everyone. Full story at http://awkwardturtle.me/story/156/i-took-a-statistics-for-psychology-midterm-last-semester-an[bookmarkable link]

Just wanted to let everyone know that <a href="http://conchtees.com">ConchTees.com</a> is donating 10% of their sales to Unicef to go toward relief in Haiti until the end of February. If you want a shirt but don't think you'll win, go grab one and help out a good cause. Get your <a href="http://conchtees.com/awkward-turtle">Awkward Turtle shirt</a> or any <a href="http://conchtees.com">funny t-shirt</a>. Just wanted to let everyone know that ConchTees.com is donating 10% of their sales to Unicef to go toward relief in Haiti until the end of February. If you want a shirt but don't think you'll win, go grab one and help out a good cause. Get your Awkward Turtle shirt or any funny t-shirt.[bookmarkable link]

Congratulations to <a href="/Shamu__Wamu">@Shamu__Wamu</a> for winning last week's $60 in iTunes! She has shown us that life's most awkward moments can turn into free music if you only care to share your story. Congratulations to @Shamu__Wamu for winning last week's $60 in iTunes! She has shown us that life's most awkward moments can turn into free music if you only care to share your story.[bookmarkable link]

Heading into the final stretch for the week. Now's the time to get all your friends to come vote for your story! Or, if you think you can top this week's entries, snipe a victory eBay-style! Maybe you can convince your friends to vote by promising them some of your iTunes cred if you win. =) Heading into the final stretch for the week. Now's the time to get all your friends to come vote for your story! Or, if you think you can top this week's entries, snipe a victory eBay-style! Maybe you can convince your friends to vote by promising them some of your iTunes cred if you win. =)[bookmarkable link]

This week, win $60 in iTunes!! That's right. Buy whatever your heart desires from the iTunes store with $60 in credit. Ladies and gentlemen, start your posting! This week, win $60 in iTunes!! That's right. Buy whatever your heart desires from the iTunes store with $60 in credit. Ladies and gentlemen, start your posting![bookmarkable link]

Congratulations to <a href="/Ace_Cone">@Ace_Cone</a> for winning last week's Hugo CD. Apparently you the voters preferred the embarrassment from used broccoli over faceplants. =) Congratulations to @Ace_Cone for winning last week's Hugo CD. Apparently you the voters preferred the embarrassment from used broccoli over faceplants. =)[bookmarkable link]

I just realized I kept referring to last week's winner, <a href="/jamieleam">@jamieleam</a>, as <a href="/jamielam">@jamielam</a> (without the second "e") by mistake. Now there is probably some confused twitterer out there wondering why she didn't get the t-shirt I kept telling her she won! Awkward... I just realized I kept referring to last week's winner, @jamieleam, as @jamielam (without the second "e") by mistake. Now there is probably some confused twitterer out there wondering why she didn't get the t-shirt I kept telling her she won! Awkward... [bookmarkable link]

Congratulations to <a href="/jamielam">@jamielam</a> for winning last week's Awkward Turtle t-shirt provided by ConchTees.com. The final score was a dead tie, so according to the rules, whoever posted first won, which happened to be <a href="/jamielam">@jamielam</a> by a mere 45 minutes! Congratulations to @jamielam for winning last week's Awkward Turtle t-shirt provided by ConchTees.com. The final score was a dead tie, so according to the rules, whoever posted first won, which happened to be @jamielam by a mere 45 minutes![bookmarkable link]

Kicking off the new week's contest. Congratulations to Jailyn_Parnell for winning last week's t-shirts! Kicking off the new week's contest. Congratulations to Jailyn_Parnell for winning last week's t-shirts![bookmarkable link]

To get the party started, I'll let you in on a little story that happened to me the other day. (Don't worry, this story won't be eligible to win.) So, I really wanted a fog-less shaving mirror for the shower for Christmas. Every present I opened, I said, "I wonder if this could be my fog-less shaving mirror for the shower!" They were all cool presents, but none were ever my fog-less shaving mirror for the shower. My wife gave me a pretty sad look after it was all over as if I had destroyed her gift-giving spirit. Awkward... To get the party started, I'll let you in on a little story that happened to me the other day. (Don't worry, this story won't be eligible to win.) So, I really wanted a fog-less shaving mirror for the shower for Christmas. Every present I opened, I said, "I wonder if this could be my fog-less shaving mirror for the shower!" They were all cool presents, but none were ever my fog-less shaving mirror for the shower. My wife gave me a pretty sad look after it was all over as if I had destroyed her gift-giving spirit. Awkward...[bookmarkable link]