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My teacher was always mean to me, every morning I was treated like an outcast..she always disrespected me. So one day I decided to inform the principal about this. The principal promised to take care of it. So next morning at school I found a letter on my desk saying "Dear Hosham, I will miss you, truly Miss. Pinkstine." I had the teacher fired. I felt guilty more then anything to be honest. So I went back to the principal to inquire.. it just so happened Miss Pinkstine was an illegal mexican immigrant who was deported back to her country. My complaint triggered an investigation and I was compensated in the process. My teacher was always mean to me, every morning I was treated like an outcast..she always disrespect...[full story]

Me and my friend were following some people in the mall that we didn't know. They caught us. And we quickly ran away. Me and my friend were following some people in the mall that we didn't know. They caught us. And we quickly ran away. [bookmarkable link]

So one day my best friend came over so we stared playing football me and my cousin were takleing him and beating him down he was crying and screaming for help but we did not care but as we were beating him up his mom was watching us and she told us one thing when she came and that was dont hurt my son so that was the last time I saw him So one day my best friend came over so we stared playing football me and my cousin were takleing him and beating him down he was crying and screaming for help but we did not care but as we were beating him up his mom was watching us and she told us one thing when she came and that was dont hurt my son so that was the last time I saw him[bookmarkable link]

Once I was sitting on my porch and some guy drove by real slowly. As he sped up I yelled, "you need something pal"? He slowed down and motioned for me to come. I expected him to try to start a fight so I went up to him, and realized there was multiple guys all bigger or just as big as me, and I got a little scared. The guy reaches his hand out and I thought he was going to hit me so I jumped back and got into a fake karate position, which made me look very stupid. The guy looked at me confused, and I heard laughter from the back of the car. He was just asking directions to a nearby place. I give him the wrong directions out of anger. As he drove away I saw him ignore my directions and take the right path, he knew the way, he just wanted to see if I knew it. Boy, did I feel stupid. Once I was sitting on my porch and some guy drove by real slowly. As he sped up I yelled, "you need something pal"? He slowed down and motioned for me to come. I expected him to try to start a fight so I went up to him, and realized there was multiple guys all bigger or just as big as me, and I got a little scared. The guy reaches his hand out and I thought he was going to hit me so I jumped back and got into a fake karate position, which made me look very stupid. The guy looked at me confused, and I heard laughter from the back of the car. He was just asking directions to a nearby place. I give him the wrong directions out of anger. As he drove away I saw him ignore my directions and take the right path, he knew the way, he just wanted to see if I knew it. Boy, did I feel stupid.[bookmarkable link]

One day as i was taking a nap in my college dorm room, i awoke to the sound of smacking. As i looked down, i saw my roommate getting "serviced" on the bottom bunk. Not wanting to make the situation awkward for everyone, I just laid there and pretended to be asleep until he was finished. Little to say next time, i'm just going to get up and leave. One day as i was taking a nap in my college dorm room, i awoke to the sound of smacking. As i looked down, i saw my roommate getting "serviced" on the bottom bunk. Not wanting to make the situation awkward for everyone, I just laid there and pretended to be asleep until he was finished. Little to say next time, i'm just going to get up and leave.[bookmarkable link]

one day all my famliy went to my cousin wedding and thay were all dressed very fansy ontill i come in wereing a blue,green tie and brown suit with yellow shoes one day all my famliy went to my cousin wedding and thay were all dressed very fansy ontill i come in wereing a blue,green tie and brown suit with yellow shoes[bookmarkable link]

i often sleep on my roof on those warm summer nights...one night in the middle of my sleep i woke up and couldnt stand the heat i decided to go back inside my house...in my boxers only i walked around the roof only to find the window locked, i tryd to pry it open, i slipped hanging on the gutters of the house ...naked against all odds the girl i had a crush on in high school just so happened to pass by with her quarter back boyfriend, they took many pictures, the next day of school was on my top ten worst days of my life next to the day i was diogonised with medical obesity at age 17. i often sleep on my roof on those warm summer nights...one night in the middle of my sleep i woke up and couldnt stand the heat i decided to go back inside my house...in my boxers only i walked around the roof only to find the window locked, i tryd to pry it open, i slipped hanging on the gutters of the house ...naked against all odds the girl i had a crush on in high school just so happened to pass by with her quarter back boyfriend, they took many pictures, the next day of school was on my top ten worst days of my life next to the day i was diogonised with medical obesity at age 17. [bookmarkable link]

one day i went to the movies with my friends and we saw one of the upcoming features and one of the characters reminded us of our teacher we started talking about what an asshole he was and it just so happens tht he was sitting right in front of us we run out and he starts chasing us trying to find out who we are and to make things worse on the way to our car to leave we see my parents and they stop us and our teacher catches up and tells my parents and i end up having to write a 20 page essay on why u shouldnt cut school to watch movie fml one day i went to the movies with my friends and we saw one of the upcoming features and one of the characters reminded us of our teacher we started talking about what an asshole he was and it just so happens tht he was sitting right in front of us we run out and he starts chasing us trying to find out who we are and to make things worse on the way to our car to leave we see my parents and they stop us and our teacher catches up and tells my parents and i end up having to write a 20 page essay on why u shouldnt cut school to watch movie fml[bookmarkable link]

My teacher was always mean to me, every morning I was treated like an outcast..she always disrespected me. So one day I decided to inform the principal about this. The principal promised to take care of it. So next morning at school I found a letter on my desk saying "Dear Hosham, I will miss you, truly Miss. Pinkstine." I had the teacher fired. I felt guilty more then anything to be honest. So I went back to the principal to inquire.. it just so happened Miss Pinkstine was an illegal mexican immigrant who was deported back to her country. My complaint triggered an investigation and I was compensated in the process. My teacher was always mean to me, every morning I was treated like an outcast..she always disrespected me. So one day I decided to inform the principal about this. The principal promised to take care of it. So next morning at school I found a letter on my desk saying "Dear Hosham, I will miss you, truly Miss. Pinkstine." I had the teacher fired. I felt guilty more then anything to be honest. So I went back to the principal to inquire.. it just so happened Miss Pinkstine was an illegal mexican immigrant who was deported back to her country. My complaint triggered an investigation and I was compensated in the process.[bookmarkable link]

It was the dawn of night when we landed in Amsterdam airport. I was very dizzy and my ears were stunned - I honestly felt deaf. So I was in desperate need to use the restroom, I walked into one at the airport whereby I noticed some people laughing at me..I realized after I had walked into a handicap washroom and there was a old man in a wheelchair giving me a dirty look. It was the dawn of night when we landed in Amsterdam airport. I was very dizzy and my ears were stunned - I honestly felt deaf. So I was in desperate need to use the restroom, I walked into one at the airport whereby I noticed some people laughing at me..I realized after I had walked into a handicap washroom and there was a old man in a wheelchair giving me a dirty look. [bookmarkable link]

so had a relationship with this girl we where sopposed to get marraid so i tattood her name on my wrist to show her i was serious...she then cracked up nd said i she was jk then called her friends up and they both started laughing at me....she then called up this guy...who came picked her up in a red corvette...i decided to go home ...my car broke down..so i called my mom to pick me up... so had a relationship with this girl we where sopposed to get marraid so i tattood her name on my wrist to show her i was serious...she then cracked up nd said i she was jk then called her friends up and they both started laughing at me....she then called up this guy...who came picked her up in a red corvette...i decided to go home ...my car broke down..so i called my mom to pick me up...[bookmarkable link]

Once I was sitting on my porch and some guy drove by real slowly. As he sped up I yelled, "you need something pal"? He slowed down and motioned for me to come. I expected him to try to start a fight so I went up to him, and realized there was multiple guys all bigger or just as big as me, and I got a little scared. The guy reaches his hand out and I thought he was going to hit me so I jumped back and got into a fake karate position, which made me look very stupid. The guy looked at me confused, and I heard laughter from the back of the car. He was just asking directions to a nearby place. I give him the wrong directions out of anger. As he drove away I saw him ignore my directions and take the right path, he knew the way, he just wanted to see if I knew it. Boy, did I feel stupid. Once I was sitting on my porch and some guy drove by real slowly. As he sped up I yelled, "you need something pal"? He slowed down and motioned for me to come. I expected him to try to start a fight so I went up to him, and realized there was multiple guys all bigger or just as big as me, and I got a little scared. The guy reaches his hand out and I thought he was going to hit me so I jumped back and got into a fake karate position, which made me look very stupid. The guy looked at me confused, and I heard laughter from the back of the car. He was just asking directions to a nearby place. I give him the wrong directions out of anger. As he drove away I saw him ignore my directions and take the right path, he knew the way, he just wanted to see if I knew it. Boy, did I feel stupid.[bookmarkable link]

I was in my apartment alone and very bored... I hadn't masturbated in months and had nothing better to do, so I decided what the heck. Then in the middle of it all my dog started growling and barking wildly so I hopped up and threw some clothes on, I sat my make-shift toy down which happened to be a tampon in my room and when to see what she was carrying on about.. Nothing. I then got distracted and forgot to toss the tampon. My boyfriend came home later that night and found it and asked me about it, since he never knew I masturbated it was totally humiliating. So akward.. I had to go to bed with my shirt over my head... T.T I was in my apartment alone and very bored... I hadn't masturbated in months and had nothing better to do, so I decided what the heck. Then in the middle of it all my dog started growling and barking wildly so I hopped up and threw some clothes on, I sat my make-shift toy down which happened to be a tampon in my room and when to see what she was carrying on about.. Nothing. I then got distracted and forgot to toss the tampon. My boyfriend came home later that night and found it and asked me about it, since he never knew I masturbated it was totally humiliating. So akward.. I had to go to bed with my shirt over my head... T.T[bookmarkable link]

In 2008 I went to Monmouth, Illinois to hear a Holocaust survivor speak. Afterwards, I wanted to get a picture with him, so I turned to the woman behind me to see if she would take the picture for me. After I asked her if she would, she politely informed me that she could not do so because she is legally blind. In 2008 I went to Monmouth, Illinois to hear a Holocaust survivor speak. Afterwards, I wanted to get a picture with him, so I turned to the woman behind me to see if she would take the picture for me. After I asked her if she would, she politely informed me that she could not do so because she is legally blind. [bookmarkable link]

once my friends were talking about going to ohio to get fireworks for july 4 i askd if i could go thay said no because there was no room because thay were going in their barbi car once my friends were talking about going to ohio to get fireworks for july 4 i askd if i could go thay said no because there was no room because thay were going in their barbi car[bookmarkable link]

One day i went to a buffet resturant with my pals. we got the free water cups but filled them up with coke the manager found out and made the biggest scene. he started yelling at my friends filled with rage. then i come back with coke in the water cup and i see him staring at me filled with rage. The whole time my friends were drinking the coke while he was yelling but the akward part is tht my dad is watching me type this in my underwear. One day i went to a buffet resturant with my pals. we got the free water cups but filled them up with coke the manager found out and made the biggest scene. he started yelling at my friends filled with rage. then i come back with coke in the water cup and i see him staring at me filled with rage. The whole time my friends were drinking the coke while he was yelling but the akward part is tht my dad is watching me type this in my underwear. [bookmarkable link]

I'm Scott. So, this past year, I moved to Boston for college and was excited to go out on my own into the city and feel adventurous. So, my first week at school, I took the subway into the city alone, with my over-the-ear headphones listening to "Here I go Again on my Own" on my ipod and feeling FANTASTIC. Then, while I was walking through Quincy Market, I passed by this circle of 8 or 10 very attractive, well-dressed girls of my age. One of them was holding a plate with a fresh, pristine slice of cake on it. As I walked by them, she took the cake, looked at the ground, and then HURLED her FULL SLICE of delicious cake at the ground. Naturally, I walked up to them without even thinking and smiled and yelled, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!!" Immediate silence fell over the group and they stared at me with faces that said, "Surrrrously? What the HELL?" I murmured, "I'm not a part of your system." Silence. I exited their circle and walked back to school. Dirtbags. I'm Scott. So, this past year, I moved to Boston for college and was excited to go out on my own into the city and feel adventurous. So, my first week at school, I took the subway into the city alone, with my over-the-ear headphones listening to "Here I go Again on my Own" on my ipod and feeling FANTASTIC. Then, while I was walking through Quincy Market, I passed by this circle of 8 or 10 very attractive, well-dressed girls of my age. One of them was holding a plate with a fresh, pristine slice of cake on it. As I walked by them, she took the cake, looked at the ground, and then HURLED her FULL SLICE of delicious cake at the ground. Naturally, I walked up to them without even thinking and smiled and yelled, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!!" Immediate silence fell over the group and they stared at me with faces that said, "Surrrrously? What the HELL?" I murmured, "I'm not a part of your system." Silence. I exited their circle and walked back to school. Dirtbags. [bookmarkable link]

Long Story short, My old hs teacher who I hated & who hated me is now my mothers friend. NOT COOL! it was my grandmothers birthday and she threw a party for my grandma like WTF. After tht stupid ass party I told my mom tht if she continued to talk to her i would never talk to her again. (btw she doesnt) seriously tho dude? A b-day party for my grandma n yu hate me? fuck you. Akward? Very much so! Long Story short, My old hs teacher who I hated & who hated me is now my mothers friend. NOT COOL! it was my grandmothers birthday and she threw a party for my grandma like WTF. After tht stupid ass party I told my mom tht if she continued to talk to her i would never talk to her again. (btw she doesnt) seriously tho dude? A b-day party for my grandma n yu hate me? fuck you. Akward? Very much so![bookmarkable link]

a few years back me and my best buddy decided to go vegan so me and him were totally committed for 3 years and a few days ago the conversation came up of how much he trusts me and knows how i would never cheat well.... today i cracked and just i as i was about to taste the chocolaty peanut buttery goodness that is a resses cup the door opens and he just stood their staring at me and i staring at him i didnt end up eating it (in front of him) but now he will never look at me the same... a few years back me and my best buddy decided to go vegan so me and him were totally committed for 3 years and a few days ago the conversation came up of how much he trusts me and knows how i would never cheat well.... today i cracked and just i as i was about to taste the chocolaty peanut buttery goodness that is a resses cup the door opens and he just stood their staring at me and i staring at him i didnt end up eating it (in front of him) but now he will never look at me the same... [bookmarkable link]

man one time i went on this site thinking if i wasted enough time i would get a free t-shirt. after spending countless days coming up with a story and getting as many votes possible and then winning the contest. The guy extended the contest a million times. Then after i win he takes his sweet effing time to send me my shirt which i still did not get .....huh not akward you say tell that to all the old lady's seeing me shirtless while i try to buy milk and hope i get another awkward situation that involves them. so i can publish it on this site and not get anything ...you effed up my life man I hate you! man one time i went on this site thinking if i wasted enough time i would get a free t-shirt. after spending countless days coming up with a story and getting as many votes possible and then winning the contest. The guy extended the contest a million times. Then after i win he takes his sweet effing time to send me my shirt which i still did not get .....huh not akward you say tell that to all the old lady's seeing me shirtless while i try to buy milk and hope i get another awkward situation that involves them. so i can publish it on this site and not get anything ...you effed up my life man I hate you![bookmarkable link]

when i was 10 my uncle and cousin and i went on the hunted house i accedenttly pushed my uncle and he fell off the railing when he tried to get up he grabed on to a gooshy thing when he got up it was my future boyfriends moms boob!!!!! when i was 10 my uncle and cousin and i went on the hunted house i accedenttly pushed my uncle and he fell off the railing when he tried to get up he grabed on to a gooshy thing when he got up it was my future boyfriends moms boob!!!!![bookmarkable link]

when i was 23 i went to game and had lots of fun then when i went home i seen so man movies and fell asleep watching them yea i shit when i was 23 i went to game and had lots of fun then when i went home i seen so man movies and fell asleep watching them yea i shit [bookmarkable link]

One time at Target, I ran into an old friend and her mother from high school. We chatted up a few minutes about the old times in school and the silly things we'd dreamt of doing when we became older. Before we parted ways, I congratulated her on her pregnancy. She slightly smiled and as she walked away her mother gave me a dirty look as she told me that her daughter was not pregnant! Awkward! One time at Target, I ran into an old friend and her mother from high school. We chatted up a few minutes about the old times in school and the silly things we'd dreamt of doing when we became older. Before we parted ways, I congratulated her on her pregnancy. She slightly smiled and as she walked away her mother gave me a dirty look as she told me that her daughter was not pregnant! Awkward![bookmarkable link]

alright one time i owed my friend $50 dollars and we where at a gas station. This friend i got is pretty rich so he was like why don't we blow this money on lotto tickets . I was like i would but i just gave you all the money i had he was like its okay here 1.00 buy your self one im like sweet so he buys 49 of them and ends up not winning any of them. i ended up winning with 30 dollars with his money that i borrowed and paid back and he gave to me AND here comes the awkward part he was like sweet lets spend it on 30 more tickets im like no way how stupid do i look. alright one time i owed my friend $50 dollars and we where at a gas station. This friend i got is pretty rich so he was like why don't we blow this money on lotto tickets . I was like i would but i just gave you all the money i had he was like its okay here 1.00 buy your self one im like sweet so he buys 49 of them and ends up not winning any of them. i ended up winning with 30 dollars with his money that i borrowed and paid back and he gave to me AND here comes the awkward part he was like sweet lets spend it on 30 more tickets im like no way how stupid do i look.[bookmarkable link]

once my bf and i were makeing out and and rolling in bed since i was changeing into my bathing sute i was half naked his mom walked in on us 2 bring his landry it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awkard i try 2 avoid his mom at all times!!! once my bf and i were makeing out and and rolling in bed since i was changeing into my bathing sute i was half naked his mom walked in on us 2 bring his landry it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awkard i try 2 avoid his mom at all times!!![bookmarkable link]

one day in gym class, we were playing badmonton. the score was 2 /10 and i was loseing, 5 minutes later the score was 9 points for me and 11 for her. i was happy that i wasn't losing so badly, that i shouted YAY 9/11!!!! 5 seconds later i relized what i said. the class just stood there looking at me.... it was a really awkward gym class from then on. one day in gym class, we were playing badmonton. the score was 2 /10 and i was loseing, 5 minutes later the score was 9 points for me and 11 for her. i was happy that i wasn't losing so badly, that i shouted YAY 9/11!!!! 5 seconds later i relized what i said. the class just stood there looking at me.... it was a really awkward gym class from then on.[bookmarkable link]

I was taking a long drive with a few friends. We stopped at a gas station for drinks and bathroom. While we were getting back into the car my friend and I were rough housing. A girl behind us said, "You guys are gonna die!" This girl had just told us the day before that her mother had died through tragic circumstances. My friend replied quickly with an age old joke. "Your mom's gonna die!" I didn't see his face. I wish I had. Instead, I tried to top him. I said, "Yeah! She's already dead, and rigor mortis is setting in!" Immediately I remembered about her mom and saw my friend's face. He was terrified. I looked away from her as fast as possible, put my headphones on and avoided eye contact with her for the rest of the trip. I felt like a monster, and I still don't like thinking about it. I was taking a long drive with a few friends. We stopped at a gas station for drinks and bathroom. While we were getting back into the car my friend and I were rough housing. A girl behind us said, "You guys are gonna die!" This girl had just told us the day before that her mother had died through tragic circumstances. My friend replied quickly with an age old joke. "Your mom's gonna die!" I didn't see his face. I wish I had. Instead, I tried to top him. I said, "Yeah! She's already dead, and rigor mortis is setting in!" Immediately I remembered about her mom and saw my friend's face. He was terrified. I looked away from her as fast as possible, put my headphones on and avoided eye contact with her for the rest of the trip. I felt like a monster, and I still don't like thinking about it. [bookmarkable link]

I worked as a waiter in a T.G.I.Friday's for a short time. The clientele was far from my particular cultural comfort zone, so I already felt out of place and awkward most nights. One night I was walking to one of my tables and I saw a young man about to walk into the ladies' room. Being the kind person that I was, I stopped him. "Sir, that's the women's restroom. The men's is right around the corner there. "Then my heart sunk. The man suddenly became a woman and stared at me as if I were trash and walked into the ladies' room. There was no recovering. I just went back to the kitchen and prayed I wouldn't have to see her again. Then I was told that I had a new table. I walked out to it, and there she was ready to give me one more hard stare. I managed to get them food and out the door, but it wasn't easy. I suppose if I had been a little older and wiser I might have had a friend take the table. I worked as a waiter in a T.G.I.Friday's for a short time. The clientele was far from my particular cultural comfort zone, so I already felt out of place and awkward most nights. One night I was walking to one of my tables and I saw a young man about to walk into the ladies' room. Being the kind person that I was, I stopped him. "Sir, that's the women's restroom. The men's is right around the corner there. "Then my heart sunk. The man suddenly became a woman and stared at me as if I were trash and walked into the ladies' room. There was no recovering. I just went back to the kitchen and prayed I wouldn't have to see her again. Then I was told that I had a new table. I walked out to it, and there she was ready to give me one more hard stare. I managed to get them food and out the door, but it wasn't easy. I suppose if I had been a little older and wiser I might have had a friend take the table. [bookmarkable link]

During a summer break in high school, I took a trip with some friends. While we were in the airport waiting to board our flight, a couple of my friends started picking on me and another kid for being so white and pale. Both of us happened to be the type of people who couldn’t ever get a tan, no matter how hard we tried. I was pretty touchy about this feature of mine, so I tried to say something that would boost my self-confidence and make it look like I wasn’t bothered by them pointing out how pasty I was. I raised my fist high in the air and yelled out the first thing that came to mind,”White people rule!” As soon as I said it, I knew it was a poor choice of words. I also realized that several people at the gate had heard my exclamation and were now staring at me. I wanted to die. What was meant to be a quick comeback made me look like a racist jerk. During a summer break in high school, I took a trip with some friends. While we were in the airport waiting to board our flight, a couple of my friends started picking on me and another kid for being so white and pale. Both of us happened to be the type of people who couldn’t ever get a tan, no matter how hard we tried. I was pretty touchy about this feature of mine, so I tried to say something that would boost my self-confidence and make it look like I wasn’t bothered by them pointing out how pasty I was. I raised my fist high in the air and yelled out the first thing that came to mind,”White people rule!” As soon as I said it, I knew it was a poor choice of words. I also realized that several people at the gate had heard my exclamation and were now staring at me. I wanted to die. What was meant to be a quick comeback made me look like a racist jerk. [bookmarkable link]

well i was 12 and at my uncles wedding. When the wedding ended my uncle had rented a limo and still had a couple of hours left. He told me go get your sister and cuzend and you guys can drive around in it.I raced to find my sister and cuzend. shortly after i found my sister and told them to meet me in the limo. I continued searching for my cuzend i finally find her and drag her to the limo.When i got in the limo my sister where looking at me funny and when i turn my head to the right it turns out the girl i dragged was not my cuzend but some random girl that had the same dress as my cuzend but that was not the awkward part. the limo driver drove back to the parking-lot to drop her off she refused to get out. NOW THAT WAS A AWKWARD 2 HOUR DRIVE. well i was 12 and at my uncles wedding. When the wedding ended my uncle had rented a limo and still had a couple of hours left. He told me go get your sister and cuzend and you guys can drive around in it.I raced to find my sister and cuzend. shortly after i found my sister and told them to meet me in the limo. I continued searching for my cuzend i finally find her and drag her to the limo.When i got in the limo my sister where looking at me funny and when i turn my head to the right it turns out the girl i dragged was not my cuzend but some random girl that had the same dress as my cuzend but that was not the awkward part. the limo driver drove back to the parking-lot to drop her off she refused to get out. NOW THAT WAS A AWKWARD 2 HOUR DRIVE. [bookmarkable link]

Today I went to dinner with a guy I had a crush on for a year.It was really cold so I asked him to pt his arm around me.His response was"You have a jacket it on,Let that keep you warm".the hole date was silence after that. Today I went to dinner with a guy I had a crush on for a year.It was really cold so I asked him to pt his arm around me.His response was"You have a jacket it on,Let that keep you warm".the hole date was silence after that.[bookmarkable link]